freshly pressed juice a twitter engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer’s well being.
a: dude, i can’t live in the bay area anymore.
b: i know, it’s way too expensive here!
c: yeah! i can’t have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.
when a male f-cks a female till he comes and makes her p-ssy wet guy 1: where did u go at that party guy 2: i took that girl i was talking to and we 👉🏻👌🏻💦
- carolina sunshine
you made a big melty p–pie in the morning and left it there to rot all day in the sunshine i just made the nastiest carolina sunshine this morning
josh’s spelling for quesadilla dan be a real n-gg- and get me some caseadeyan.
a pizza toping of capsican and other spicy ingrediants. can work well in pasta such as linguine. a fusian between spanish and italian ingrediants. “dude, i want some cha’chooli fries.”
chantaleigh is a very shy girl with the most beautiful heart you have ever seen. again, she is very quiet but once you get to know her she has a crazy side that no one can beat. she is very kind, and may allow people to walk all over her. she is a fighter and […]