12/21/12
the day everyone will shut the f-ck up about the end of the world
jill: do you want to violently f-ck me right before 12/21/12? it’s the last day we’ll see each other. omg#@$%!!
jack: you actually believe in that bullsh-t?
jill: yes.
jack: -remembers jill’s offer to violently f-ck her- ya i believe in the end of the world sh-t. -thinks ” anything for some p-ssy” –
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