123 not it

what you say when you are in a group of 2 or more people and someone else asks for a volunteer to do something lame. the last person to say it is stuck with the task/ duty/ whatever.

bob and his brother joe are hanging out. mom walks into the room…

mom: “boys, i need someone to pick up the dogsh-t.”
bob: “123 not it!”
joe: “aw f-ck.”

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