a derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the seattle seahawks, an american football team in the nfl.
the “12th man” is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the seahawks. once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the superbowl at the end of the ’13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud “12th man” fans appeared everywhere around seattle and most of the pacific northwest.
12th manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming “beast mode” or “l. o. b.” incessantly while spitting skittles out of their mouth.
they will also c-ck their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about steve largent, the old afc west, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.
“i thought lauren was from michigan and a detroit lions fan?”
“well she -was- last year, but this season, once the hawks got back to the superbowl, she became a 12th manwagoner.”
“christ almighty. like she wasn’t already enough of an annoying c-nt. “
- lampshade digestor
1. any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider. 2. any male or female which can fit their mouth over jade goody’s p-ssy and keep it there. my brother is a real lampshade digestor.
- 12th round knockout
similar to the 1st round knockout, however, this phenomenon occurs late at night instead of early in the morning. this move is generally used to humiliate those who fall asleep too early. (i.e. your girlfriend, boyfriend or uninvited guest at a party). “i waited all d-mn day for a romantic night and the b-tch fell […]
when a gentleman proceeds to ‘beat off’ until he drops down dead. joe: how did he die? bill: ah, it’s another case of fapergeddon.
when your friends send you applications non-stop, you’ve been fapplicated. bob keeps fapplicated me and it’s so f-ck-ng annoying!
performing masturbation] to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished. the people on the suicide girls forums are completely faptarded; they can’t even spell “niple” right.