13 inch grinch
it was a cold christmas night and i went out to wee. so i took out my wiener and let is wee. but then i felt a tender grip. i screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my d-ck. he f-cked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. i will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with j-zz. this is the legend of the 13 inch grinch.
man, you look like the 13 inch grinch met with you last night!
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