13 minute shit
when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he’s doing a little bit more then p–ping
so a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it’s normal and it’s called 13 minute sh-t so get used to it
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