when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he’s doing a little bit more then p–ping
so a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it’s normal and it’s called 13 minute sh-t so get used to it
1) when a female (girl) is talking to someone, as well as someone else as her mate. 2)its when a male uses a girl only for a season. 1) i met this new guy, but he is my sporkcoat as long as my boyfriend doesn’t know. 2) i have this girl as my sporkcoat , […]
- west virginia style
when you and your cousin f-ck. dude did you seriously, do it west virginia style?
the widely-std-infected human race, largely starting in the 1970’s with the increased popularity of “free love”. tends to ebb and flow in inverse proportion to the worldwide supply of natural rubber — the more latex that’s available for making condoms, the lower the syphilization, and vice-versa. i hear that they’re gonna be h–rding more of […]
- half child chowder
half child chowder is comprised of j-sm. that is it. half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. a human child. “i’m going to fill her box full of half child chowder”, the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.
tiny shark loving motherf-cker. sydney : why is that kid wearing a jaws t-shirt and cackling annie: that’s sabien