when you are waiting in a fried chicken shop at midnight and the chicken is not quite done this is the cry that will go up.
cashier: i am sorry madam the chicken is not quite ready yet.
woman: and approximately how long will it be?
cashier: about 13 minutes to chicken.
woman: in outrage tirteen minute to chickan!!!
- 13 music
the term for the two hottest musicians in nyc right now. michael wainer and bd are about to be taken worldwide by a music icon who shall remain nameless for now! when i think of the baddest music i have heard in 10 years, i think of 13 music!
- eel skin watch
an official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid p-n-s all the way around his opposing wrist. while this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece. if if an individual is short on funding, he […]
an abnormally curved lower spine, creating the sometimes beautiful sometimes tragic shelf–ss. the donkey, donk, ba-donk-a-donk. lordosis! i could set down my beer on that -ss and she wouldn’t spill a drop all day! abnormal curvature of the back. often mistaken as a person “being full of themselves” “wow, paul elhers is full of himself” […]
the act of parking in front of a random house and getting uber stoned. dude!! we are totally suspikus right now, someone is gonna call the cops!!!!
- lou dog
sublime lead singer brad nowell’s dog it smelled like lou dog inside the van sublime frontsman bradley nowells dog. he was constantly on stage with th eband, and until his death in 2001 was used in making sublime videos…his owner couldn’t, seeing as he p-ssed in 96. point-of-story: we need to find him. livin with […]