kid who has graduated from the hormone h-ll of being 13 and tries too hard to act like they’re older than they actually are. still tends to be rather immature. can be found in high school as an annoying freshman.
“i’m 14 and finally in high school so that means i’m super adult now. am i right bruh!”
-typical 14 year olds
to chicken out. you wussed out on going to the lake just because it was sprinkling. what, were you afraid to get wet?
- australian shadow
when your “down under” regions start to regrow hair after being recently shaved. basically, a 5 o’clock shadow on your crotch. “man my b-lls are so itchy, i’ve got an australian shadow”.
- lobby bomb
leaving a fart on an elevator and hitting the l b-tton upon exiting to send the deliciousness to someone in the lobby to enjoy after having chili and beers i let out a juicy bean fart on the elevator and hit l to send it down for the next p-ssenger to enjoy my lobby bomb. […]
- pee body
peebody: a person who repeatedly urinates in public while simultaneously acting as a vampire snack. the drunkard has become a peebody one who wets the bed and marinates in it and goes for days without bathing. she got up for work after wetting the bed. she didnt even take a bath. she now has a […]
- 99' baby
when a person is born on 1999 and still cl-sses themselves as a “90’s” kid “man i miss the 90’s” “oh, when’s your birthday?” “31st december 1999” “oh you’re a 99′ baby”