15% asshole discount
the act of not tipping at a restaurant. the way voluntary tipping policy works, you get to decide what a server gets paid at a restaurant. you don’t tip, they don’t get payed. therefor, if you are an -sshole, you can get a 15% discount at any restaurant as long as you don’t care if the server gets payed for his/her work. (could also be used as the 18% or 20% -sshole discount, depending on tipping standards)
hey, did you see that steve did not leave a tip for the waitress? he is certainly taking advantage of the 15% -sshole discount.
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