used to describe a woman who looks pretty hot from the back, but when she turns and you see her face, she turns out to be a haggard old woman, not the fine specimen of the female form you initially took her to be.
“hey buddy, check her out!! phwooaarr!!”

-woman turns-

“jeez, no way mate, she’s a total 1690!”

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