the right age to start having s-x, according to chef on south park
chef: “the right time to start having s-x is 17.”
sheila: “so you mean 17 as long as you’re in love?”
chef: “nope, just 17.”
gerald: “but what if you’re not ready at 17?”
chef: “17, you’re ready.”
when you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
“how old are you?”
“dude, that sucks…”
a prime number that comes before 18 and after 16
i ate 17 peices of pizza. i dropped out of high school when i was 17. dude did you see that hot girl, she looked like she was 17
the most unlucky number. 4 is the unlucky number for j-pan, china, and korea. 13 is the unlucky number for canada, the us, and the uk.
not yet officially an adult, yet feel most of the pressures of being one. either you’re applying for college or you’re in college, have serious relationships, have a job, etc. you begin to transition from a defenseless child to one of society’s b-tches.
14 year old: omg, dude you’re 17 now! you can see r rated movies and stuff! i wish i was you.
17 year old: uh, yeah i wish i was a little kid again.
17 is something you dont understand.
i am 17. you’re not. i’ll tell you when you’re older.
- river jockey
another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river. a. hey mexican friend? b. mexican friend: yes a. i got a new one…. b. lets hear it…. a. river jockey…. b. mexican friend approves.
someone who doesn’t categorize their s-xual preference. i’m not heteros-xual, h-m-s-xual or bis-xual. i’m happys-xual, whoever makes me happy.
- william kenneth regan iii
a man descending from a regal family lineage of male prost-tutes who only offers his services to hermaphrodites reaching a maximum height of 3’2″ and are completely hairless like mr. bigglesworth (cat from austin powers, dr. evils pet). not frequently understood is the fact that this act is highly praised and respected throughout the land […]
to kill, especially relating to one who deserves to be killed wo ba justin gandiao ying wei ta hao fan. to ‘kill/terminate/destroy/get rid of.’ “ba ni gan diao!” (i gandiao you!)
something or someone that is especially cute (you can’t say pupjack without using the word little first) you are such a little pupjack!