the first natural number than can be expressed as the sum of two cubes in two different ways:
9^3 + 10^3 = 729 + 1000 = 1729
1^3 + 12^3 = 1 + 1728 = 1729
someone: did you know that 1729 = 9^3+10^3 = 1^3+12^3?
that got an audible laugh out of me. a fancy alternative to lol. tom: …and so then i said, that’s not my hat!!! d-ck: lol!! harry: tgaaloom!
- fudge b*lls
when your scr-t-m hangs down below average and is able to be stuffed up the -n-s. guy1: do you have fudge b-lls? guy2: not yet man, they are still growing…
- attraction to douchettes
a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with d-cks. “that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his p-n-s got smaller just looking at her”
thank g-d tomorrow is friday person 1 – tgtif person 2 – i kno thank god it’s thursday, so: thank g-d tomorrow is friday golly gee willickers tom, i’m sure glad it’s t.g.t.i.f.
- aunt jemima eye poke
a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you’ve only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has f-ck-d you in the eyeb-lls and injected syrup into your brain. ian couldn’t get jack sh-t accomplished this week after experiencing another aunt jemima eye poke […]