the birthday inbetween your the two most important birthdays in your life, the one where you get your driver’s license and the one when you become an adult, therefore making the 17th the most pointless birthday ever. just another day of the year, with presents. (hopefully a new car)
matt: isn’t it your 17th birthday today?
hayden: yeah, but who gives a sh-t? i’m just looking forward to the next one.
a s-xy beast who has many secrets. his true love is a girl by the name of taliyah hey who is that; thats my man ‘jalyon’
- white man's hydraulics
typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30’s to late 40’s hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. he then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close […]
- aztec two-step
the runs, diarrhea twelve hours after i arrived in tijuana, i had the aztec two-step real bad. diarrhoea dance along the lines of the tijuana cha-cha or montezuma’s revenge. “i did not have any fun during my vaction in cancun, spent the week doing the aztec two-step.” this is when the sh-t comes from you […]
- ess*x fells
usually known for being wealthy,smart and full of hot guys in khaki pants and polo shirts, it is a great place to live. it is in ess-x county, new jersey. some kids attend west ess-x middle school and high school but many leave or go straight to private school. the people living here tend to […]
intense, manly, amazing. “did you see jim tell off the boss? that was b-llsy!” adjective for someone willing to take risks, or displays how manly or unafraid of authority and/or getting caught a person is. also to describe the act of something dangerous or forbidden. “you snorted cocaine in your junior high girl’s bathroom!? that […]