18 wheeler


a m-ssive sh-t, that is in danger of jack-knifing as it goes down the toilet.
phillip, will you stop insulting the natives and come in here? i’ve gone and blocked the cludgie with an 18 wheeler and now the waters overflowing.
big -ss truck. y’know, one with 18 wheels?
for those of you who invented this language, an h.g.v. with a total of 18 tyres.
‘yo, d’ya see the kenworth t600 18 wheeler with all them chicken lights? that rig was pimped, dog!’

‘yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o’ democrats to tex–ss, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the texans breeding -ssholes like george dubbya’
a girl with semi-good looks.
damon: there’s some semi hot chicks out there.
edward: yeah?
damon: emphasis on the semi.
edward: like an 18 wheeler?!
1. a s-xual practice when 9 men put their peins’s in a girls v-g-n-. the shaft represents the bed of the truck and the b-lls represent the wheels. 9 p-n-s’s times two b-lls=18 wheels.

2. a truck and a bed with 18 wheels.
1. tom: hey matt; me, jade, damien, tucker, craig, ansen, kurt, ryan, and steve gave sarah anderson an 18 wheeler.

matt: awesome man!, now her pooter is ruined.

tom: so ruined.

2. tom: hey matt, me put the deliveries back in the 18 wheeler, there two heavy for a normal truck.

matt: sounds good.
a way to proclaim that you have a partial b-n-r or “semi” to your male friends so women won’t know what you’re talking about.
“man, katie was all over me last night, she gave me an 18 wheeler”
“i had a total 18 wheeler when danica was sitting on my lap at the water park”
where you and exactly 15 of your friends third wheel a date and it turns into a m-ssive orgy
bro that 18 wheeler was dope asf

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