when a gamer rages so much during lol they smash their keyboard, typing it into google while closing the game accidentally. surprise is usually followed when they realize there exists an option for their mess of words and it eventually leads to an urban dictionary definition.
“fuuuuuuuu teemo!” -proceeds to run hands over expensive gaming keyboard in an attempt to look like pewdiepie, typing 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-
he’s super hot. a really loving guy who will do anything just to have you. he treats his girl like an absolute princess and is the king of all kings. he will protect you. he can be dangerous but that’s all a secret. he’s a great kisser and lover. jhonear is the best!
- jon snowed
you are in the sh-t. your hair needs a wash. your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a t-tface because your bae was your bae, and you can’t be lord of winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a n-b. person 1: -sigh- my girl just left me, she said she was […]
- khandan destroyer
the world’s biggest lowkey p-n-s. it is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of unknown ident-ty; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. the owner of the khandan destroyer is cl-ssified, however the person is known to […]
- kia soul
a car driven by life sized hamsters, or a hip guy named devon, who may even grow back his soul patch to further substantiate his cars reasoning for picking him. what is that on your face? its just a kia soul patch. no big deal.
- klingon mind meld
the act of intercepting an incoming headb-tt with one of your own. not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headb-tt someone wearing a helmet. i saw frank and scooter fighting behind the gas station. frank grabbed him and went for a […]