a 1st conquest is the first woman that becomes one of the x’s in one’s black book. the first woman you been going after until you eventually get that -ss. it can only be considered a 1st conquest if you come out with her for the first time and have pictures and/or videos of you in action (her face required).
she was my 1st conquest.
- a steve jobs
the stevejob is a s-x act in which one partner uses a vibrating apple product as a d-ld- and penetrates the other partner’s s-xual orifice of choice. “michael just gave emily a stevejob… he might wanna clean his phone case after that.” this is a modified version of the hot carl. except this is completed […]
a player who uses the cl-ss or races systems of an mmorpg or other game to create unintended or unexpected fighting styles. often used by players who equip strange weapons for their cl-ss and use the system to create a fighting technique that is as strong or stronger than the main weapon or ability for […]
when one straight bro asks another straight bro to live in the same house, watch sports, and help each other bang chicks. basically everything of a gay relationship but no actual gayness. broprosal “do you want to be bros for life?” “bro was that a broprosal?” “totally bro” nickname for the amazing movie “i love […]
when you accidentally give a girl -n-l. i didn’t mean to smash her back door in, it was a case of acci-n-l.
alanomaly is a youtube personality, gamer, and comedian. he collaborated with other lesser known youtubers. he is from america, and is half-german, half-irish. have you seen alanomaly’s video for velocibox?