1st in class
students who receive the highest academic ranking, often indians and chinese students (i.e. akshay, xanin)
person 1: yo n-gg- wtf! did you see what akshay got on the test! omfg! how?
person 2: yo what did he get? 99?
person 1: no, n-gg-! he’s akshay. he got 102.
person 2: oh sh-t, he’s totally getting 1st in cl-ss.
person 1: more like 1st in -ss. all the hoes will be after him.
person 2: they already are, n-gg-. just look at him. he already got all the thots.
person 1: oh sh-t, allison and marie talking to him. i need to get tutoring from that m-ssive d-ckman in order to squeeze allison’s f-cking huge -ss.
person 2: yo n-gg-, back when i was 1st in cl-ss, me and marie was f-cking everyday. it was great, but no 1st=small p-n-s=no marie and no allison
person 1: d-mn. i need allison’s -ss. ill go scoop those t-tties rn.
person 2: only akshay gets to do that because he’s 1st in cl-ss.
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