1st rounder

a star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.
jay cutler is the og 1st rounder. so much talent, but man, that guy does not careeeeee about f-cking anything!

it finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks swede and levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.

that devin kid just doesn’t have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. no wonder he ended up as a soph-m-re year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.

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