a star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.
jay cutler is the og 1st rounder. so much talent, but man, that guy does not careeeeee about f-cking anything!
it finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks swede and levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.
that devin kid just doesn’t have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. no wonder he ended up as a soph-m-re year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.
a girl who has an urge to f-ck everyone and everything. a b-tch to her buddies, and thinks she’s number one. uses s-x as a weapon. basically a hoe from the hood. person1- aye what’s that hoes name? who’s f-cked all our friends? person2- ahh. that b-tch is portlynn.
to get block by a user in twitter “shut up or im gonna #blockedt u @_____”
- sweaty chad
a violent form of teabagging in which the chad vigorously smears his sweaty c-ck on your face in anger. after i put him down i gave him the sweaty chad
- pretty vandal
the graffiti ident-ty a notorious eleven year old vandal took on and signed with when she created a scandal at her ghetto eagle ridge middle school in new mexico. it was a big -ss deal and everyone posted what she wrote on the walls and it was a pretty big phenomenon “oh my god the […]
- scrottum jail cell
a jail cell for the sperm. bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.