2 chick theory


theory states that a man will not have s-x with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have s-x with two women at once.
billy: would you nail megan?
john: no way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
billy: me neither, what about christy?
john: h-ll no, shes a rat nasty sk-nk!
billy: ya they’re gross but i’d nail em both at the same time!
john: ya dude the 2 chick theory!

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