when you’re rubbing your genitalia on your man’s face and he says, “mmm, tuna on toast,” but you mistakenly hear, ” mmm, 2 dollar toast,” and get all crazy and google the definition on urban dictionary because you swear it means something nasty but you find nothing so you make up your own definition.
“mmm, let me get a slice of that 2 dollar toast.”
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- tomica leblanc
she’s your biggest cheerleader and the best mom. she’s the type if her daughter comes home crying to go to school with some pig tails and teach a teenager not to mess with her daughter. she’s your shoulder to cry on. she’ll sing the best beyonce` you’ve ever heard. and remember one thing never f— […]
she’s different, but she knows how to love those around her. she definitely knows how to make everyone laugh. her goofiness throws people off because n-body knows how intelligent she is. she’s an adventurous type of person…but she loves her chill time. don’t get me wrong though she can have that tense att-tude sometimes, just […]
a mix between a zoo and an aquarium that zaquarium in vegas holds a large variety of species
a german word for a big c-ck. i gave your mom the weiner shnizel last night