d-mn! that dress really shows off her 2 glazed hams!
- new mackin handshake
when your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he’s docile and polite person #1 – yo, is mark still a savage? person #2 – nah, he’s on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now. person #1 – goodnight, sweet prince 🙁
- rub some bacon on it
rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better man 1: dude i have abad headache man 1: rub some bacon on it you’ll be fine
the baddest girl around. dmx style…bring your whole crew, it’s just a bigger piece of cake for her to chew a whole throw. don’t mess with taunya, she’s bad.
big -ss grishannie has the thickest -ss ever
any small town in northern california but especially marysville in yuba county. a town with more speed addicts than stars in the sky. does anyone ever sleep in methville?