for those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your p-n-s. this causes the head of the pr-ck to swell up and turn a dark purple.
i decided to show off last night with this girl so i showed her the 2 hand choke hold.
- harry mitchell
the act of a girl catching a c-mshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it. there were no towels to wipe off the load in her hand, so she just gave him a harry mitch-ll.
- 2 Handed Dick Slam
it is as it sounds: a man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his d-ck in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. this is only to be used in circ-mstances where without slamming the […]
a combination of sidetracked and outburst, referring to a random off-topic outburst in a conversation. person 1: “…and that’s how i broke my ankle.” person 2: “cheesecake!” person 1: “what?” person 2: “sorry for the sideburst, i got a craving.”
when someone is disgusted or annoyed with a corny joke or something all around stupid, the person who was troubled by this makes a general movement that resembles an eye roll, and sighs simultaneously, this happens all the time, especially with little kids’ parents or people that are generally obnoxious. pr-nounced as though saying sigh […]
not a f-g farm. not very many car accidents, or druggies. a very cool place to live. lots of cool people to hang with. man 1: haslett is awesome! man 2: ya i love living here. woman: ya its cool.