2-prong attack


when you -j-c-l-t- at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. when you p-ss in the morning, the p-ss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.
i jacked off last night, and i had a 2-pr-ng attack. it went all over the floor.

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