200% Awesome


basically the sweetest blog ever. it’s on blogspot and it decides the most important question: who is better? ninjas or pirates? also, this blog hates on the cr-ppiest people ever: hippies and rednecks.
kid: hey mom, i went on 200% awesome today!
mom: sounds like a blast!
kid: hey mom, is it cool if i invite suzie over for a laughing party?
mom: ok son, just don’t go into beast mode!

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