one who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.
my friend bryce has 2005 syndrome i don’t know why he’s like this.
an annoying girl colin is a boodadoopaloop an annoying girl colin is a boodadoopaloop a girl who is really annoying colin is a boodadoopaloop
a dog that literally looks like an oreo. hey, look at that dog dreidle… she looks like a f-ckin oreo
the act of men jacking off into a kayak until it sinks. evan: “hey darwin, sherry hasn’t really been giving me any action this week.” darwin: “well…i have a canoe that requires some bukayaking if you’re in the mood.”
- applause team
a group of paid donald trump sycophants who accompany him at various public events and applaud his every utterance in an attempt to make his pr-nouncements appear more popular than they actually are. the applause team also regularly frequents trump press conferences, where they are -ssigned the task of jeering at any reporter who dares […]
no doubt in my mind “she’s got a nice -ss?” “oh yeah, ndimm.”