2014

the year 2014 was possibly one of the worst years ever when it came to the vile, inhumane atrocities of the world. the year would be summed up with terrorism, disease outbreaks, accidents and weather disasters.

some notable events in 2014:

-rise of isis and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
-ebola
-ukraine crisis
-israel and palestine intensifies

-twin malaysian airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
-sydney hostage crisis
-kidnapped nigerian girls
-south korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
-pakistani taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
-floods and landslides in asia and north america, respectively
-turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead

some rather known celebs died in this year. robin williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in august. joan rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. phillip seymour hoffman, an oscar winner. and golden age actress, shirley temple.
let’s hope 2014 would be the only year with such epic scales of disasters and atrocities.
2014 is 2 years after the end of the world which didn’t occur in 2012. 2014 is 100 years after world war i which started in 1914. also the year where people will believe 2pac will come back alive because of some machiavelli bullsh-t but that sh-t is less believable than the 2012 hoax and y2k scare put combined. he got shot…end of story. obamacare 2014 will probably kick in, p-ssing off alot of businesses. the news will say that the economy is f-cking awesome all while the super best friends at the fed do all they can to debase the currency, causing more inflation and f-ck up the economy some more. most likely some dumb-ss people will believe that an asteroid will hit earth. also according to the chinese zodiac, the year of 2014 is the year of the horse. winter olympics are held in russia. fifa world cup held in brazil. the hobbits will be in theaters in 3d!!the completion of one world trade center should be around this time as well. in the anime series neon genesis evangelion the story is set in the year 2015 so we are just one year away from an angel attack.
guy 1: 2014 is gay! when are we having another end of the world year?
guy 2: well, marty mcfly gets on the delorean time machine with the doc in the year twenty-fifteen so we should be good another year.
gut 1: gay!
the year tupac shakur is coming back. why you ask? well he was 25 when he died ( 2+5=7) and in 2014 he will be 43 (4+3=7). tupac read books by niccolò machiavelli while he was in jail and learned that he faked his death to fool his enemy’s.

exit tupac, enter makaveli.
he changed his name to makaveli, machiavelli being a dude back in the 14th century faked his death at 25 and came back 18 years later at 43.

2014 the year of the return