the year where everyone and i mean everyone gets offended easily

a bunch of celebrities died

harambe ressurected on the third day

and n-body will speak of this year

because you will bring flashbacks that will kill someone if you do say the word/year

just never look up this year again okay?
you in the year 2045

son: dad what was it like in the year let’s say… i don’t know 2016?

you: grab timmy by the neck and tell him, “we never speak of that year ever… ever.”

timmy: o… okay dad…

you: just be happy you weren’t born because i certainly didn’t want to
the year where people will be offended by pretty much… everything.

the early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.
“god, that car looks so g-y.”

15 year old: uhhmmm excuusse me it is 2016 please do not use h-m-fobic slurs to express disgust omg that is so triggering !!!!!

“the f-ck is wrong with you…”
the year where, well, i actually can’t tell you anything. guys, no one knows when the d-mn armageddon or the end will happen. no one. not even scientists. you just have to wait and see. but i’m pretty sure the human race will still exist billions of years from now.
guy 1: dude. the end is coming in 2016!!
guy 2: shut the f-ck up.
the year of voting dangerously (or unwisely) for millions of angry and alienated folks, because of some radicals and a few million illegals.
in 2016, the decisions made by voters in some parts of the world could haunt them for the rest of their lives and for their loved ones who come after them.
the year of sensitive people. literally say something, and someone, somewhere, somehow will get offended. something doesn’t go the way it was expected, somebody freaks out. say something considered slander, somebody freaks out. also full of pet-tions, politics, devastating terrorism, media, and more.
person 1: “g-y”
person 2: “i’m calling the police, starting an online pet-tion to have you arrested, and obtaining a lawyer to sue”
person 1: “wtf?! oh right… it’s 2016”
the year humanity got a good -ss f-cking by basically everything unholy. it was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, m-ss immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. a year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
year 3000 in a history cl-ss
teacher: and that cl-ss was the end of 2015. next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it’s a big one!
student: wait….what about 2016? why’d you skip it?
teacher: we don’t speak of that year……ever.
student: why not? what’s wrong with it?
teacher: well, how should i put it? umm….think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest sh-t you’ve ever taken. multiply that by everything bad in the world and that’s your answer.
student: was there anything that was good about it? anything at all?
teacher: well there was one thing.
student: what was it?
teacher: they had some pretty dank memes.
student: ayyyyyyyy lmao
teacher: ayyyyyyyy lmaooo
apparently the year where everything is allowed, and at the same time frowned upon, also know as the year where all of humanity will end, because if we freak out about a guy-girl wants to use a different restroom, all h-ll breaks loose. but donald trump can run for president and we were all “but this girl wants to use a guy’s bathroom and oh my god call 911 and thge pope and satan… but you now, the oil crisis is fine, i don’t care that we will run out of resources. i also don’t care that kaitlyn jenner, won the f-cking person of the year award, instead of a doctor, who is this close to curing cancer!” the year where you can’t say f-g, but 1,000,000 white kids can say the n word, and thats fine.
dan: hey man, i just say this one black guy doing a flip…
hazel sky water fall: oh my god, its african-american you, cis gender,white,middle-cl-ss,female suppressing, gl-ss-roof, d-ck having,gender -ssuming b-tt plug. its 2016 you d-ck.
dan: my fault for living i guess
hazel sky water fall: it is.
friend: 2016
me: f-ck

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