a disease acquired by being alive to witness 2016 and all of its horrors.
symptoms that are included, but aren’t limited to:
-lack of motivation
-a loss of faith in humanity
-the desire to partic-p-te in irritating memes/trends (dabbing,bottle toss, manikin challenge)
-complaining about how bad this year was
-and of course feeling way too sensitive and more of offended by anything that isn’t politically correct
me: when’s 2016 gonna be over…it was the worst…i got nothing done…bla bla bla
other person: wtf are you talking about it ended, it’s been 2017 for like a month now
me: i’m sorry, i still have 2016 disease for some reason
other person: -puts hand on my shoulder – i know man it’s tough, but you can get through this, trust me i did and you will too
me: if you say so.
- shuffling carpet
eating your girl out without using your tongue her: i’m glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me him: yeah
- zanvaay syndrome
the zanvaay syndrome is the most cancerous thing a froum sute has ever experianced. it happens when a person gets something and then brags about it but then cries, causing attention and bait that fools quite alot. person one: omg i got this thanks so much for giving it to me person two: ok person […]
- power shut down
power shut down when a person is stopped from making any moves, many times by a set of unknown players. john was working on getting the manger spot but he was power shut down by the staff and didn’t even know it.
related to being or acting like a jack-ss r-t-rd. don’t be a jacktardian -ss and do something really stupid.
a croissant donut from sk donuts in los angeles. a poorly named food item. “hey daryl, whatcha eating?” “a skronut! there’s a 2 for 1 special going on!”