21st Century party break
the modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, sh-tting or even masturbating. so in hong kong, they have developed a break that encomp-sses all of these needs.
to take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a sh-t, a nap and a w-nk.
in the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, p-ss the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. this is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
“guys, i’m exhausted, i didn’t even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye”
“dude, you should go for a 21st century party break”
“sorry guys, i’m so tired, i need to go for a 21st century party break before i can get down with you.”
“fml, my day sucked, i’m going for a 21st century party break.”
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