2nd is the best


a saying losers tell themselves to make them feel somewhat happy with their lives.
dude 1: *wins marathon*
dude 2: *second place*
dude 1: i can’t believe i won
a marathon! this is the best day of my life!
dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so ha!
dude 1: really?

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