3 Pump Rule
if a woman allows you to have s-x with her 3 times, you have done a good job of f-cking. this is established with the 3 times: the first time she’ll expect you to be bad, mostly because you’ll be excited about new b–bs and a new v-g-n- and won’t perform well. the 2nd time shows she’s still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. if you do a good job the second time, you’ll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular s-x partner.
i think i got a new f-ck buddy, i’ve p-ssed the 3 pump rule rule with her.
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