3-stage shit


a sh-t that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a sh-t three times.

tends to happen after not sh-tting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you’ve eaten some cr-ppy food.

stage 1: normal sh-t: comes out looking normal, but all at once.

stage 2: half-solid sh-t: comes out all at once and is only half-solid.

stage 3: all liquid: the sh-t just pours out of your -ss in a sh-t-smoothie. -ss-washing is required.
d-mn, i hate taking a 3-stage sh-t.

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