the rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend’s house that hasn’t been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household’s occupants as an improvised ashtray.
nathan: “dude i was gonna make a coffee why the sh-t is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?”
billy: “3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it”
nathan: “i was in hospital i was in a f-cking car crash you d-ck!”
- im a bad texter
someone who is clearly not interested in the person they’re conversing with. therefore, instead of being honest about this, they’ll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren’t because they don’t want to text that person back. haha, i’m sorry, i’m a bad texter. i promise i wanna talk to you though.
an idiot who is so far up himself he can touch his tiny brain. his d-ck is like a tic tac and his b-lls resemble sultanas. if you ever get the chance to meet one please have a shotgun on hand to keep him at bay. dang did you see that lucien in town today. […]
also known as a kn-b jockey, d-ckhead or -sshole. any member of the male species who acts in a flutish, kn-bish or w-nkish manner. ” he lost a game of monopoly and now he’s being a total flutebag “
- little blond coconut
small blond minded girl who is colored on the outside and white on the inside dang you little blond coconut
when you really need your bestie to pick up the phone and talk you down from the ledge. once i realized it was my daddy issues all along, i started flaregunning for my girls,