3 year bastard
someone who fails the first year of college/sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.
a 3 year b-st-rd is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
in some circ-mstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn’t know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year b-st-rdry.
adam: hey, you going uni next year?
chaperzz: nah, man i need to complete chemistry a level.
adam: what!? you 3 year b-st-rd.
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