when something drastic happens in your life that causes you to take a serious financial loss. economic downturn on a personal level.
dude 1: hey, we going to pool our money for those season tickets?
dude 2: i can’t man, i took a paycut and totally got 401ko’d.
a word used by government leaders to instill fear and justify atrocities in an effort to control the populace into voting them back into office time and time again. it is also used to justify trillions of dollars wasted on a war that should have never happened in the first place. a word that makes […]
in a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. to check for enemies with your face. seems to have originated in league of legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents. i told annie not to […]
a failure, waste of sp-ce and money, some-ones who pretends to be a footballer and claims to be “olympic sprinter” fast when in fact they can bare stay on two feet, and get outpaced by lower league old timer centre backs. an emnes needs 3 things. . a sack a cap a banjo the first […]
- soft jam
when a male fails to achieve a full erection. as a result the male attempts penetration while “semi-soft”. dude i couldn’t get it up, so i ended up soft jamming her for most of the night. g-d, she was so busted i could only manage to try and soft jam her.
- kris kringle's kringles
the male must first dress up as santa clause. then, -ssuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his t-st-cl-s up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. usually takes place around christmas. santa came last night! […]