30 second lunch


a quick bl-wj-b
you: “did your girlfriend want any food?”

me :”nah man, she just had a 30 second lunch”
when your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.

sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean subway?

squeezy: can’t man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty subway instead?

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