329er


a horrible condition also known as the 459er where one minute before you are to exit your asinine workplace a higher up walks up and says “got a minute” causing you to work another hour and a half.
coworker: hey chad want to go for a beer?
chad: can’t… sh-tb-lls just gave me the 329er

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