3/4 distorter


a middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which — if mistaken for a completely flaccid p-n-s — would make one viewing the p-n-s think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.
so she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden i have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

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