the girl who broke mina’s heart and cut his 2cm p-n-s
look its 3afaf
d-mn she cut mina’s d-ck but it was too small to be seen anyway
- bast frand
two friends who are really close, like best friends, but even better. alexis: your my bastfrand gurl! liv: oml your my bast frand too gurllll
- jebus mcleavus
another way of saying “jesus christ” but this way its low-key jebus mcleavus i can’t believe i missed the bus.
a state of being both haughty and obstinate. a word most often used by pseudo-intellectual people trying to come off as more literate than they actually are. “i tire of your overt and egregious impertuviousness” said the professor, unaware that he himself was being impertuvious.
- hot dragon fruit
while your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his b-tt while jerking him off and fondling his b-lls. picking the ripest fruit of all i consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.
- evan andrew callihan
an amazing guy with blonde hair who can make dad jokes funny. he is able to swiftly swoop a girl off her feet with an abundant word choice that evan andrew callihan swooped me off my feet