3rd Engineer
a slightly evolved neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. when encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. thank goodness we have captains to be responsible for our ships.
3rd engineer: look, i broke this so that i can pretend to fix it all day! yes!
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