an older gentleman who likes girls between the ages of seven and eighteen. they often smell of cabbage, and wear r-t-rded gl-sses. clothes worn are usually a couple of centuries out of date. likes to eat pencils.
louson was peeking down my shirt again! dayum!
- scat w*nk
a scat w-nk involves the “w-nker” convering their p-n-s and t-st-cl-s(maybe even whole body if desired) in faeces. then they should “rub one out” so to speak with ones fallus covered in excrement. advertis-m-nt- male 1: “yo dude, have you heard of this new craze which has h-t america?” male 2: -shocked expression- “wow what […]
die in a flaming c-ck avalanche. i hope you diafca! go diafca! how about you diafca instead?
- fer rel
as in for real simon:i got this hott cd jamal:are you fer rel
someone you love. someone just absolutely amazing. my bestie, marissa, is totally my loverface! someone you love and care about with all you’re life. someone you love more than anything and would do anything in the world for. you’re soul mate, you’re best friend. someone you want to spend the rest of you’re life with! […]
guessing how long it will take you to m-st-rb-t- hey i guessterbate 10 minutes.