3tard


someone who repeatedly signs up for a contract with ‘3’ mobile phone network despite their having virtually no network cover and the worst customer service known to man.
“my sister, claire, is a complete 3tard. she’s just signed up for another two years with ‘3’ even though she gets no signal within 40 miles of her home.”
a three wheeled cycle used by mentally challenged to pick up cans and slow down traffic. often trademarked by orange flags, a bell, personalized license plates, and a basket on back.

that r-t-rd needs to get his 3-tard off the road.

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