another way to rank hot or not women building off the 5 second rule for leaving something desireable out before it gets germs on it. if i leave you a woman alone for 40 seconds (e.g. to go to the boys room), then if she is a hottie you’ll have to insert yourself into a conversation between her and another guy when you return cause 40 seconds has gone by and someone is already hitting on her, i.e. she picked up dirt.
my date was okay but she didn’t meet the 40 second rule at the bar.
- marathon nap
anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people. x: when are we going to the bar? y: (sara) after i take my marathon nap, i will be fully energized to close it down.
doubter, one who questions your swagg andrew is being a marbalo and saying i dont get gwap.
- d*ck phone
while the female is giving oral s-x she is talking with friends on her cell phone at the same time. wow i am glad my girl does not d-ck phone me!
when somebody is so cool you simply cannot contain how awesome that individual is. “he is so marbley!”
- d*ck tongs
1. the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male’s primary hand. this is the typical configuration used to support and aim one’s business during urination. 2. fingers 1. “it is nasty to not wash one’s d-ck tongs after going to the bathroom.” 2. “get your d-ck tongs off my beer!”