the main -ssailant of america and the free world during world war 2, as is immortally depicted in the stained gl-ss window. some claim that the menace threatens our freedom even today.
“has anyone seen the staingl-ss window that depicts a knight fighting a frightening dragon? well that dragon threatened students during ww2, and though that seems long ago, i’d argue that the same menace plagues the members of our cl-ss on this very day–”
“hahahahaha!!!! wait, what? we’re fighting dragons????”
a word used to describe only the most perfectly perfect of people. this word derives from the name of the most incredible guy in the universe, namely kendal thomas. because he is, well, perfectly perfect. oh my gosh, that guy is sooo kendalicious.
- kentucky grenade
v. after the male orgaism the solider removes the condom from his private and then proceeds to army craw to the foot of the bed. then the he yells, “fire in the hole” lobbing the moistened condom towards charlies face and quickly retreating out of the room. as i heard coming through the front i […]
- kentucky straw hat
the act of having s-x with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw woman 1-d-mn nancy i like your new hat woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it
- d*ck long johnson
the best name for a male person possible. female: “so what’s your name?” d-ck: “d-ck long johnson.” female: “let’s go to my place”
- sausage queafer
a sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who “queafs” (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time. hey brian, stop -queafing- on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer. – ( queafing meaning farting)