when you’re nearing the end of your work week, still on the clock, and you spend your last precious moments productively seated on a toilet letting your excretory system gets some exercise. a foolproof method to greeting the weekend, now that you’ve made your money and gone on one final business trip to the bathroom.
“we all begrudgingly attended the 4pm meeting on friday, that is except for jared. he had to meet with the toilet for a 40th hour dump.”
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- african desert hunter
when the male dumps sand on the females v-g-n-. only to then eat the p-ssy, allowing her to -j-c-l-t-, creating a white desert. (has to be a black male) bro, i was doing an african desert hunter on her last night.
- alligator hothouse
common occurrence at temporary, southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. the act of having one’s genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-john. karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the v fest.
- apology mayonaise
when you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn’t want. but instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise