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- love ditch
snapper,fish slipper,meat hole,monkey,v-g-n-. i slapped her face with my kidney busterand then planted it in her love ditch.
the act of having diarrhea and throwing up at the same time do to the consumption of moldy, mutant, expired ranch dressing. soccer player 1 “dude, did you see that girl ashley strode at soccer practice today?” soccer player 2 “yeah, dude, she pulled a strodum in the middle of the field.”
- helen keller drunk
the act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around b-mping into non-moving objects. i don’t remember anything about last night, i was helen keller drunk.
- herbal investment
to provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with s-xual interest. i took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.
a p-n-s that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis p-n-s john’s hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.