495 means die. in the alphabet, d is the 4th letter, i is the 9th letter and e is the 5th letter.
just go 495 already.
1. weird weather dividing line.
2. divides the 2 states of m-ssachusetts and western m-ss both demographically and physically
“5 feet of snow west of 495 and sleet and rain closer to boston”

western m-ssian: “yeah i’m from boston”
m-ssachussarian: “oh no way where you from?”
western m-ssian: “hopedale”
m-ssachussarian: “that’s west of 495…that’s not even in m-ssachusetts..”
‘495’ is equal to a lie. from the initials of the long island express way or lie.
steve told sandy that he never cheated on her.
his friends knew this was a ‘495’.

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