an unpopular person, living in the north west region of surrey, with an abnormally enlarged forehead. a common cause of blindness due to extreme sunlight reflection. a general repulsion of the opposite s-x……what the h-ll were the parents thinking
chris, a big big big big foreheaded goon
the most majestic being in the universe.
d-mn that 4hed guy is majestic af
pr-nounced “ju-lee-ah” jyuliah is a 4’9 nightmare. jyuliah is someone you are gonna wish your son never met. jyuliah someone who will disrespect your whole family yet act like you dislike her for no reason at all. jyuliah is a person that lies like no other. jyuliah is some one who manipulates and will ruin […]
- tootsie roll taquito
uncirc-msized black p-n-s hey girl how was that d? good girth but it’s a tootsie roll taquito.
- wax daddy
lancelot (dan stevens) in night of the mueseum, with his nose f-cked up. “i’d totally f-ck wax daddy, but i’m afraid his d-ck would melt.”
- funeral touting
also known as canv-ssing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals. that man standing over there approached me at my mother’s deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. i think he is funeral […]
- b*n*r buns
the act of chilling with your b-n-r invetwren your girls buns; pleasurable for both parties; often a precursor to s-x “hey babe, wanna b-n-r buns my morning wood?” -male “babe i want you to b-n-r buns me before bed” -female