when you love independence day so much, it turns into a lifestyle (lyfe-style). patriotism in its most rad form.
*invented by amanda spicola and eli swanson june 2017.
person 1: dude, why are you wearing an american flag shirt, its october…
person 2: i live everyday like it’s the 4th of julyfe! plus.. stars and stripes always look awesome!
person 1: you know what, you’re god d-mn right!
person 2: f-ck yeah!
- p**p tweet
p–p tweet: when you p–ping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated. oh, div just posted a p–p tweet, i hope everything is okay and she didn’t “pull a div” and “break a thing”.
an extremely high amount of highlighting i looked over your textbook and noticed all of your highlitions. i used your highlitions to study for the exam.
the act of defecating into a tube sock 26 inches in length and hitting someone with it. usually seen as an act of aggression or war. don’t go into the woods. timmy is out there with a sock full of sh-t just waiting to give you a hautecarl
- opera p**p
a bowel movement spread out over 2 or 3 intervals—like an opera or play. early one morning, timothy took a noticeably low-volume cr-p, and then flushed and washed his hands. a few minutes later he realized it was an opera p–p—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
the the nicest girl ever. she has awesome hair yet a very s-ssy personality she will do anything for family and friends. she loves musicespecially singing. overall she’s a very lovely person especially gorgeous.she doesn’t need a boyfriend. she is a strong and independent person. be thrilled to meet a yaretcy in your life. look […]