your phone battery must be at 5% to start out. the goal is to jack off to completion via p-rn on your phone before your phone dies.
dude i just did the 5% challenge!
wow you’re quick!
the most beautiful girl on the face of the planet. everyone loves jacquee. jacquee is one of those girls where you get nervous just looking at her. she also smells good. like really good. jacquee is always nice and if you dont fall in love with her, you fall in love with her personality. you’re […]
a weird -ss girl! but she’s also very cool and slick. if you meet a yaliz, it’s your lucky, yet miserable day. “woah! yaliz is being herself again!!!”
- dingle purple berry
it is the specific dingle berry that is purple. also an insult to any friend if you want to confuse them. “your friend is a dingle purple berry!”
- rejuvenation time
the time it takes after a p-n-s has exerted it’s load until the next time it gets going. dan needed rejuvenation time after railing anita before he could go for round 2
a small town in frederick maryland where everyone f-cks their own cousin and almost everyone is inbred as f-ck why are you going to wolfsville no on even lives there and everyone who does f-cks their cousin